Unleash Your Inner Visionary (One Vague Idea at a Time!)

So, you fancy yourself a visionary, do you? Excellent! Now, about those concrete plans… Oh, right. Visionaries don’t do concrete. They gaze wistfully at the horizon, muttering about “synergy” and “paradigm shifts” while the rest of us try to figure out how to unclog the coffee machine. But hey, keep dreaming those big, hazy dreams! Someone has to imagine the self-driving unicycles of the future (even if they never actually get built).